Guess Who's Back?

BFSE Episode 10
I'm too lazy to explain what the f***'s going on, so yeah I'll do the transcript.

LUIGI: Lincoln...

LINCOLN: Wha-?

LUIGI: Are you capable of recovery?

LINCOLN: No, I don't know how to recover anybody.

LUIGI: BUT WHAT ABOUT MARIO!??

LINCOLN: It's okay, he could always return.

* REVENGE REVEAL STARTS*

LINCOLN: I am READY for this Revenge Reveal. So, are you seated?

* AWKWARD SILENCE*

LUIGI DOLL: Hey, alliance... I don't know much about you guys, but I think you got blood on my potentional socks.

LINCOLN: I got slices of cake this time. One of you will not get one.

LUIGI: Can we get started now?

LINCOLN: ... Of course. Luigi is safe.

LUIGI: (short laugh)

LINCOLN: and Spongebob. and Patrick. and Mr. Krabs (also he's dead) and Mario (he's dead too)

(Big cake crushes Mario's hat and Luigi gets scared)

LINCOLN: Luigi Doll, Squidward, you're the only ones left. Are you scared?

(AWKWARD SILENCE)

LUIGI DOLL: Meh...

SQUIDWARD: I'm a little bored actually. (Gets cake on his face)

LINCOLN: Well, Luigi Doll is eliminated. Now, Luigi Doll. I command you to be eliminated. Coiny's a good role model.

LUIGI DOLL: (Screams and runs away)

LINCOLN: NOT SO FAST! (Chases him) (Salt in the wounds plays) (Catches Luigi Doll) GOT YOU!

COINY: Guys, where's Lincoln! I GOTTA get FIREY back!

WALUIGI: Stop pretending to care about him, wah!

COINY: SHUT, UP, WALUIGI! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE-

LUIGI: I was told that Lincoln is incapable of recovery.

COINY: I'm sorry, what was that?

LUIGI: I tried to recover Mario, but yeah... (Turns around with Mario mutilated) THAT happened.

GUMBALL: So that means we gotta get kwysocki243 back.

PATRICK: Oh, I know how to do that. I'll do THIS. (Disc scratch) I promised it worked 5 minutes ago. Right guys?

GUMBALL: Patrick, I'm not too sure about this. But maybe there's a chance that you're still... an idiot...

PATRICK: WHAT!?? NO!!! IT'S TRUE!!!

BOWSER JUNIOR: Wait, isn't kwysocki243 the one who has the prize.

BOXING GLOVE: So without the host, we're just battling for... NOTHING!!!

(BATTLE FOR NOTHING.EXE INTRO STARTS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA)

LINCOLN: I'm back! The 10th contest is...

(EVERYONE ARGUES)

LINCOLN: WILL YOU SHUT UP!?? But anyways, the 10th contest is-

BOXING GLOVE: BRING BACK THE HOST!!!

(AWKWARD SILENCE)

(PARAPPA ROLLS THE DICE) (SONIC DROPS A GREEN PIECE OF GUM) (BOXING GLOVE SHOOTS SOMEONE) (COLONEL NOODLE KICKS COINY) (BOXING GLOVE TOUCHES SQUIDWARD)

BOXING GLOVE: Touch!

SQUIDWARD: (Turns around) HOW'S THAT GONNA BRING THE HOST BACK!??

BOXING GLOVE: What? Bring The Host Back? I was just bored.

(BOWSER JUNIOR DIGS INTO WALUIGI FOR SOME MATERIALS)

BOWSER JUNIOR: I didn't expect that to happen...

JOSEPH: What now?

BOWSER JUNIOR: I guess we'll just create details to get the host back...

(LATER) (KWYSOCKI243 COMES BACK TO LIFE)

KWYSOCKI243 (voice glitched): Thanks for recovering me back, Junior. Have this token of my immunity.

BOWSER JUNIOR: Yes! I got a token!

BOXING GLOVE: Impressive, my main man!

LINCOLN: Yo man, it's good to have you back.

KWYSOCKI243 (voice glitched): What's up, Lincoln? I hope you didn't do anything stupid while I was gone.

(LUIGI DOLL ESCAPES FROM LINCOLN'S SHIRT AND RUNS AWAY)

LINCOLN: NOOOOOOOOO! Dude, Luigi Doll was eliminated while you were gone. We can't let him get away.

KWYSOCKI243 (voice glitched): YOU DID BFSE WHILE I WAS GONE!?? Good job. (changes to low pitch voice) Now to do what I must.

(LUIGI DOLL RUNS AS FAST WHILE HE STILL CAN BUT GETS CAUGHT AND GETS SENT OFF-SCREEN)

KWYSOCKI243 (low pitch voice): Now who else is-

PARAPPA: WAIT!!! First, you have to recover our dead friends.

(AWKWARD SILENCE) (LOUD BUZZING NOISE) (PARAPPA SCREAMS) (LOUD BUZZING NOISE)

KWYSOCKI243 (low pitch voice): Sure thing.

PARAPPA: Phew, okay. The people dead are Sans, Firey, Mr. Krabs, and Mario.

(SANS GETS RECOVERED ACCIDENTALLY)

PARAPPA: Oh, wait, Sans is eliminated.

(SANS GETS SUCCED IN)

LUIGI: Mario! ^^

PATRICK: MR. KRABS!!!

COINY: FIREY! You're back!

FIREY: Coiny, you still have a broken leg? Nevermind...

KWYSOCKI243 (low pitch voice): So who else is eliminated?

PARAPPA: Cuphead, Tails-

CUPHEAD: PARAPPA! What the liquid? I was gonna go see Mugman!

PARAPPA: You're eliminated, you shouldn't be here.

CUPHEAD: I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND WATCH, OKAY!??

PARAPPA: Watchers are non-believers.

CUPHEAD: YOU LISTEN HERE, PARAPPA! IF YOU THINK- (Michael P Scream while getting succed up)

TAILS: ... Dear diary, I regret to inform you that I found something very horrific about Luigi today. You see, he-

(kwysocki243 grabs tails and succs the ball which tails is inside in up)

SQUIDWARD: THERE HE IS, KRABS!!! HE'S THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SEND US A BOMB!!!

BOXING GLOVE: WHAT!??

FIREY: Wait, you sent them a bomb? That's just sad.

BOXING GLOVE: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY VICTORY STREAK, FIREY!??

FIREY: Boxing Glove, it's okay, I know everything.

GUMBALL: Well, the only one left is The Globglogabgalab but nobody knows where he-

(kwysocki243 runs off to find him)

GLOBGLOGABGALAB: Finally, I am at peace.

(kwysocki243 pops up and succs up globglobglob)

(GLOBGLOGABGALAB FALLS DOWN TO THE GREEN ROOM AND CANNOT GET UP)

CUPHEAD: Where are we?

GLOBGLOGABGALAB: I can't feel my body.

LUIGI DOLL: I actually don't know anymore.

SANS: what's that door over there?

CUPHEAD: Let's go find out.

(THE INTRO STARTS)

WARIO: When's kwysocki243 coming back?

PLANKTON: How should I know? He just disappears sometimes, remember?

WARIO: It was a rhetorical question.

PLANKTON: That's now how you use rhetorical question, Wario.

WARIO: Look, I'm just bored, okay? We have to go through this stupid test like 50 times.

PLANKTON: So, when he comes back, it's not like we'll get out of this hellhole. We'll just die in non-existence thanks to alot of boring work.

WARIO (sarcastically): Real understandable:

CODY: It's not that bad, bois. Also, you know what happens if you don't-

PLANKTON: Shut up, nerd boy. I'd rather drink bleach or something I dunno.

WARIO: Come on, Plankton, just do the stupid work already.

(PAPYRUS FINISHES HIS WORK)

PAPYRUS: FREE TIME!!!

PLANKTON: Finally, free time!

WARIO: PLANKTON! Free time is only for Papyrus, are you re-

(DOOR OPENS, WITH SANS, CUPHEAD, TAILS, LUIGI DOLL, AND GLOBGLOGABGALAB)

WARIO: Wait, that's not him.

PLANKTON: EWWW!!! IT'S A BUNCH OF HEROES!!!

CODY: Hello everyone! It's good to see you all. I was beginning to think BFSE was cancelled.

LUIGI DOLL: Nope! Still going... and we were eliminated.

TAILS: Why won't anybody end my life?

WARIO: What's that? and why is it talking?

SANS: it's tails.

EVERYONE: (DUDUDUN!!!) WHAT!?? (gasp) SWEET, MERCIFUL CRAP!!!

PAPYRUS: ''WHAT? TAILS GOT ELIMINATED?''

SANS: yeah, but he lied so we all hate him now.

PAPYRUS: I DON'T HATE TAILS!

SANS: undyne hates tails.

PAPYRUS: ''... COME TO THINK OF IT, TAILS SUCKS!''

(KWYSOCKI243 POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE)

SANS: wait, he's back.

PLANKTON: Um, hello, idiot? What the Chum Bucket is going on? I thought this class was just for one of us villains! WHY ARE ALL THESE HEROES HERE!??

KWYSOCKI243: What is he going on about?

SANS: '''well, you see, kwysocki243. plankton just likes to exclude people that aren't part of his "evil" race.'''

KWYSOCKI243: Evil race? Don't you mean his gender?

SANS: no, not exactly, we're all boys.

CUPHEAD: Wait, is he really here often?

LUIGI DOLL: Pretty much.

CUPHEAD: Then, what's going on inside right now?

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